On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 11:03:32 +0900, Raj Feridun
<rferid@NOSPAMyahoo.co.jp> brought down from the Mount tablets
inscribed:

>On Sat, 02 Oct 2004 09:46:58 -0400, Kevin Gowen
><kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>>Kevin Gowen <kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/news/img/sep04/kerry1092704.jpg
>
>>>>>>>>>>Sorry, that's "grapefruit".
>
>>>>>>>>>>All the hurricanes and all...
>
>>>>>>>>>Grapefruits and hurricanes make skin turn orange?
>
>>>>>>>>>I can maybe kinda sorta believe the grapefruit part, unless we're
>>>>>>>>>talking about pink grapefruit, because I know overindulging in things
>>>>>>>>>like carrots and mikan can cause some temporary color change. 
>
>>>>>>>>>But how the heck do hurricanes turn skin orange? (Or could this be a
>>>>>>>>>delayed reaction to being exposed to Agent Orange?)
>
>>>>>>>Why would he have been exposed to Agent Orange?
>
>>>>>>>Nixon sprayed it on him in Cambodia in 1968. He didn't mean to,
>>>>>>>though. It was an attempt to turn the Khmer Rouge into the Khmer
>>>>>>>Orange.
>
>>>>>>Wait a minute...John Kerry was in southeast Asia during the 1960s? Where 
>>>>>>did you hear this?
>
>>>>>Heard it from Kerry. We were chatting while getting tans at Earl
>>>>>Scheib's the other day.
>
>>>>Well, if he was, I don't know why he keeps that under his hat. He should 
>>>>make this fact publicly known.
> 
>>> He didn't want it known that he spends less on tanning treatments
>>> (this is the one we both got http://earlscheib.com/pro1.asp) than he
>>> does for a haircut.
>
>>That's a pretty good deal! I hope it doesn't orange peel.
>
>You guys should take your act on the road. The neocon Abbott and
>Costello Show.

Have you ever listened to their radio show? They stunk up the airwaves
something fierce.





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