Michael Cash wrote:
> On Fri, 01 Oct 2004 21:33:12 -0400, Kevin Gowen
> <kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
> inscribed:
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>>Michael Cash wrote:
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>>>On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 19:48:09 -0400, Kevin Gowen
>>><kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
>>>inscribed:
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>>>>Michael Cash wrote:
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>>>>>On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 21:21:28 -0400, Kevin Gowen
>>>>><kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
>>>>>inscribed:
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>>>>>>Michael Cash wrote:
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>>>>>>>On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:45:47 +0000 (UTC), mtfester@netMAPSONscape.net
>>>>>>>brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
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>>>>>>>>Kevin Gowen <kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/news/img/sep04/kerry1092704.jpg
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>>>>>>>>Sorry, that's "grapefruit".
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>All the hurricanes and all...
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>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Grapefruits and hurricanes make skin turn orange?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I can maybe kinda sorta believe the grapefruit part, unless we're
>>>>>>>talking about pink grapefruit, because I know overindulging in things
>>>>>>>like carrots and mikan can cause some temporary color change. 
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>But how the heck do hurricanes turn skin orange? (Or could this be a
>>>>>>>delayed reaction to being exposed to Agent Orange?)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why would he have been exposed to Agent Orange?
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>>>>>
>>>>>Nixon sprayed it on him in Cambodia in 1968. He didn't mean to,
>>>>>though. It was an attempt to turn the Khmer Rouge into the Khmer
>>>>>Orange.
>>>>
>>>>Wait a minute...John Kerry was in southeast Asia during the 1960s? Where 
>>>>did you hear this?
>>>
>>>
>>>Heard it from Kerry. We were chatting while getting tans at Earl
>>>Scheib's the other day.
>>
>>Well, if he was, I don't know why he keeps that under his hat. He should 
>>make this fact publicly known.
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> 
> He didn't want it known that he spends less on tanning treatments
> (this is the one we both got http://earlscheib.com/pro1.asp) than he
> does for a haircut.

That's a pretty good deal! I hope it doesn't orange peel.

- Kevin