On Sat, 02 Oct 2004 09:46:58 -0400, Kevin Gowen
<kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>Kevin Gowen <kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/news/img/sep04/kerry1092704.jpg

>>>>>>>>>Sorry, that's "grapefruit".

>>>>>>>>>All the hurricanes and all...

>>>>>>>>Grapefruits and hurricanes make skin turn orange?

>>>>>>>>I can maybe kinda sorta believe the grapefruit part, unless we're
>>>>>>>>talking about pink grapefruit, because I know overindulging in things
>>>>>>>>like carrots and mikan can cause some temporary color change. 

>>>>>>>>But how the heck do hurricanes turn skin orange? (Or could this be a
>>>>>>>>delayed reaction to being exposed to Agent Orange?)

>>>>>>Why would he have been exposed to Agent Orange?

>>>>>>Nixon sprayed it on him in Cambodia in 1968. He didn't mean to,
>>>>>>though. It was an attempt to turn the Khmer Rouge into the Khmer
>>>>>>Orange.

>>>>>Wait a minute...John Kerry was in southeast Asia during the 1960s? Where 
>>>>>did you hear this?

>>>>Heard it from Kerry. We were chatting while getting tans at Earl
>>>>Scheib's the other day.

>>>Well, if he was, I don't know why he keeps that under his hat. He should 
>>>make this fact publicly known.
 
>> He didn't want it known that he spends less on tanning treatments
>> (this is the one we both got http://earlscheib.com/pro1.asp) than he
>> does for a haircut.

>That's a pretty good deal! I hope it doesn't orange peel.

You guys should take your act on the road. The neocon Abbott and
Costello Show.