On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 19:48:09 -0400, Kevin Gowen
<kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
inscribed:

>Michael Cash wrote:
>> On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 21:21:28 -0400, Kevin Gowen
>> <kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
>> inscribed:
>> 
>> 
>>>Michael Cash wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:45:47 +0000 (UTC), mtfester@netMAPSONscape.net
>>>>brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Kevin Gowen <kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/news/img/sep04/kerry1092704.jpg
>>>>>
>>>>>Sorry, that's "grapefruit".
>>>>>
>>>>>All the hurricanes and all...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Grapefruits and hurricanes make skin turn orange?
>>>>
>>>>I can maybe kinda sorta believe the grapefruit part, unless we're
>>>>talking about pink grapefruit, because I know overindulging in things
>>>>like carrots and mikan can cause some temporary color change. 
>>>>
>>>>But how the heck do hurricanes turn skin orange? (Or could this be a
>>>>delayed reaction to being exposed to Agent Orange?)
>>>
>>>Why would he have been exposed to Agent Orange?
>> 
>> 
>> Nixon sprayed it on him in Cambodia in 1968. He didn't mean to,
>> though. It was an attempt to turn the Khmer Rouge into the Khmer
>> Orange.
>
>Wait a minute...John Kerry was in southeast Asia during the 1960s? Where 
>did you hear this?

Heard it from Kerry. We were chatting while getting tans at Earl
Scheib's the other day.




--

Michael Cash

"I am sorry, Mr. Cash, but we are unable to accept your rap sheet in lieu of
a high school transcript."

                                Dr. Howard Sprague
                                Dean of Admissions
                                Mount Pilot College