Michael Cash wrote:
> On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 19:48:09 -0400, Kevin Gowen
> <kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
> inscribed:
> 
> 
>>Michael Cash wrote:
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>>>On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 21:21:28 -0400, Kevin Gowen
>>><kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
>>>inscribed:
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>>>>Michael Cash wrote:
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>>>>>On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:45:47 +0000 (UTC), mtfester@netMAPSONscape.net
>>>>>brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
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>>>>>>Kevin Gowen <kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> wrote:
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>>>>>>>http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/news/img/sep04/kerry1092704.jpg
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>>>>>>Sorry, that's "grapefruit".
>>>>>>
>>>>>>All the hurricanes and all...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Grapefruits and hurricanes make skin turn orange?
>>>>>
>>>>>I can maybe kinda sorta believe the grapefruit part, unless we're
>>>>>talking about pink grapefruit, because I know overindulging in things
>>>>>like carrots and mikan can cause some temporary color change. 
>>>>>
>>>>>But how the heck do hurricanes turn skin orange? (Or could this be a
>>>>>delayed reaction to being exposed to Agent Orange?)
>>>>
>>>>Why would he have been exposed to Agent Orange?
>>>
>>>
>>>Nixon sprayed it on him in Cambodia in 1968. He didn't mean to,
>>>though. It was an attempt to turn the Khmer Rouge into the Khmer
>>>Orange.
>>
>>Wait a minute...John Kerry was in southeast Asia during the 1960s? Where 
>>did you hear this?
> 
> 
> Heard it from Kerry. We were chatting while getting tans at Earl
> Scheib's the other day.

Well, if he was, I don't know why he keeps that under his hat. He should 
make this fact publicly known.

- Kevin