On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 19:48:26 +0900, Michael Cash
<mikecash@buggerallspammers.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 23:47:47 +0900, Raj Feridun
><rferid@NOSPAMyahoo.co.jp> brought down from the Mount tablets
>inscribed:

>>On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 10:22:20 -0400, Kevin Gowen
>><kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> wrote:

>>>> I do like the Saruman - Bush analogy though. The only problem with
>>>> that is Saruman was a brilliant wizard and not a dumb hick.

>>>And Obi-Wan trained Anakin Skywalker, who later betrayed him as Darth Vader!

>>And George H. W. Bush trained George W. Bush who later betrayed him by
>>being even more of an idiot than his father was during an illustrious
>>career of business failures highlighted by the trading of Sammy Sosa
>>to the White Sox and running an oil company that couldn't find oil in
>>Texas.

>>I'm telling you all this wonderful fiction is inspired by our REAL
>>WORLD EVENTS!

>Like Bush sending all those prayer cards to the troops and ordering
>them to pray for him?

>Sorry, but you don't have much of a credibility track record when it
>comes to our REAL WORLD EVENTS.

I'm not running for President thankfully. If I were I guess I'd just
try to get by the prayer cards thing and be grateful that I haven't
spent my entire life up to the age of 40 being a coke-snorting,
alcoholic, chronic business failure of a moron who is willing to have
a for-profit war to please my daddy and suddenly found Jesus and is
taking orders straight from the God hotline..