On Sat, 14 Aug 2004 21:37:46 +0900, Declan Murphy
<declan_murphy@hotmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
inscribed:

>Michael Cash wrote:
>
>> Right. So society gets to chip in $100 per gram for him to lose
>> weight. Out of curiosity....What's the price of gold these days?
>
>Usually bouncing around in the USD400-430 per ounce range. I always take 
>great offence if anyone tells me I'm worth my weight in gold.

So this guys extra fat is worth roughly 7 times more than gold?

Shit, I'm toting around enough to buy myself a nice home and a new
Mercedes. And to think I've been struggling along in abject poverty
all these years when the means of my fiscal salvation was with me all
the time!





--

Michael Cash

"I am sorry, Mr. Cash, but we are unable to accept your rap sheet in lieu of
a high school transcript."

                                Dr. Howard Sprague
                                Dean of Admissions
                                Mount Pilot College