"John W." <worthj1970@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "Ed" <gwbush@whitehouse.com> wrote in message
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> So is it 'Christians' that piss you off or Jehovas Witnesses? There's
> a difference; the latter is pretty fringe and most of my Christian
> friends consider the JW's to be loonies. Most Christians I know are
> much more mellow and laid back about their religion (and lots of
> things) than most people seem to think. But the people that think
> otherwise tend to have blinders on larger than your run of the mill
> Christian.

So JWs are loonies, but Christians aren't? I kinda lump them all together
and throw a mental net over the whole bunch of them. My grandmother thought
there was a radical difference between her sect and the devil worhippers
down the street because the evil ones went to church on Sunday, instead of
the seventh day, which all true christians know is actually saturday. Let's
see if you can count

1. Sunday
2. Monday
3. Tuesday
4. Wednesday
5. Thursday
6. Friday
7. SATURDAY

And let's not get into that whole bit about cloven hoofs and eating bacon.
We might end up with a religious war on our hands.

> Actually I'd really rather have wine. Can Superman create an
> all-you-can-eat AND drink buffet out of thin air, and all for free?
> And think of how cool it is to walk on water. Beach to crowded? Just
> walk out and calm the waves a bit, set up your beach lounger, and
> enjoy the wine you just made.

That's what I'd do if I was Jesus. I'd be sittin' out there drinking pina
coladas and shit, and laughing at all the fools getting sand in their shoes.
I'd be all like "I'm lovin' it, dudes!" hahahahaha!!!!