"Ed" <gwbush@whitehouse.com> wrote in message news:<c494cq$l6l$1@cobalt01.janis.or.jp>...
> Are you really surprised that there are so many Christians in this country?
> Where do you think the Japanese got their initial impressions of gaigin as
> fat hairy slobs with poor hygiene? From Tom Cruise?
> 
> Christians piss me off. They tell you that you'll go to hell if you don't
> believe in god, but you'll go to hell anyway because you've got to do all
> sorts of other stupid shit like praying and hail marying and eating crackers
> from the hand of some faggot priest who just got finished buggering a little
> boy. Why don't they just hurry up and get raptured so I don't have to worry
> about answering my door whenever I see a bunch of well-dressed retards
> standing outside my front door with their bags filled with copies of the
> watchtower? Yeah, I'll open the door for you, but only if I see some scag in
> the crowd of bible-thumpers that I wouldn't mind porking. .
> 
So is it 'Christians' that piss you off or Jehovas Witnesses? There's
a difference; the latter is pretty fringe and most of my Christian
friends consider the JW's to be loonies. Most Christians I know are
much more mellow and laid back about their religion (and lots of
things) than most people seem to think. But the people that think
otherwise tend to have blinders on larger than your run of the mill
Christian.

> Yeah sure, Jesus turned water into wine and all kinds of other kewl things,
> but that's nothing compared to really kewl cats like superman. Could Jesus
> fly faster than a speeding bullet? Huh! Could Jesus leap tall buildings in a
> single bound? Sheeeeit! Get back to me when Jesus is as kewl as Superman.

Actually I'd really rather have wine. Can Superman create an
all-you-can-eat AND drink buffet out of thin air, and all for free?
And think of how cool it is to walk on water. Beach to crowded? Just
walk out and calm the waves a bit, set up your beach lounger, and
enjoy the wine you just made.

John W.