Are you really surprised that there are so many Christians in this country?
Where do you think the Japanese got their initial impressions of gaigin as
fat hairy slobs with poor hygiene? From Tom Cruise?

Christians piss me off. They tell you that you'll go to hell if you don't
believe in god, but you'll go to hell anyway because you've got to do all
sorts of other stupid shit like praying and hail marying and eating crackers
from the hand of some faggot priest who just got finished buggering a little
boy. Why don't they just hurry up and get raptured so I don't have to worry
about answering my door whenever I see a bunch of well-dressed retards
standing outside my front door with their bags filled with copies of the
watchtower? Yeah, I'll open the door for you, but only if I see some scag in
the crowd of bible-thumpers that I wouldn't mind porking. .

Yeah sure, Jesus turned water into wine and all kinds of other kewl things,
but that's nothing compared to really kewl cats like superman. Could Jesus
fly faster than a speeding bullet? Huh! Could Jesus leap tall buildings in a
single bound? Sheeeeit! Get back to me when Jesus is as kewl as Superman.