"Ed" <gwbush@whitehouse.com> wrote in message news:<c4aap5$2r2$1@cobalt01.janis.or.jp>...
> "John W." <worthj1970@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:73fde4f0.0403291304.343bdf91@posting.google.com...
> > "Ed" <gwbush@whitehouse.com> wrote in message
> news:<c494cq$l6l$1@cobalt01.janis.or.jp>...
> 
> > So is it 'Christians' that piss you off or Jehovas Witnesses? There's
> > a difference; the latter is pretty fringe and most of my Christian
> > friends consider the JW's to be loonies. Most Christians I know are
> > much more mellow and laid back about their religion (and lots of
> > things) than most people seem to think. But the people that think
> > otherwise tend to have blinders on larger than your run of the mill
> > Christian.
> 
> So JWs are loonies, but Christians aren't? I kinda lump them all together
> and throw a mental net over the whole bunch of them. 

The witnesses are one of those groups that has their own special
interpretation of the bible, and it's fairly looney at times. Like the
Mormons.

> 
> > Actually I'd really rather have wine. Can Superman create an
> > all-you-can-eat AND drink buffet out of thin air, and all for free?
> > And think of how cool it is to walk on water. Beach to crowded? Just
> > walk out and calm the waves a bit, set up your beach lounger, and
> > enjoy the wine you just made.
> 
> That's what I'd do if I was Jesus. I'd be sittin' out there drinking pina
> coladas and shit, and laughing at all the fools getting sand in their shoes.
> I'd be all like "I'm lovin' it, dudes!" hahahahaha!!!!

My guess is Jesus can walk on sand to. Besides, he wears sandals so
it's not too hard to get the sand out. And there'd deffinitely be a
burning bush. But that's more old testament stuff.

John W.