"Michael Cash" <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message
news:8cfmgvobgrq9l5quvan8vk1tee90ussr4r@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 9 Jul 2003 05:35:01 +0900, "Ed" <gwbush@whitehouse.gov>
> belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>
> >
> >"Bryan Parker" <puntspeedchunk@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >news:mrnlgvkjf1nuon04u3s4cfkddhi00arqgp@4ax.com...
> >> Michael Cash <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> said:
> >>
> >> >On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 15:37:28 +0900, "Ed" <gwbush@whitehouse.gov>
> >> >belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >>"Brett Robson" <jet_boy@deja.com> wrote in message
> >> >>news:bedc2v01qgn@drn.newsguy.com...
> >> >>> On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 10:06:08 +0900, "Ed"  ...
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> >Bryan is going to have a hard time topping this one.
> >> >>> >
> >> >>>
> >> >>> He is training very hardly.
> >> >>
> >> >>Nothing like being your own personal trainer, so let's enjoy training
> >very
> >> >>hardly.
> >> >>
> >> >>I think we need to get Eric involved to make sure his knives are
> >properly
> >> >>sharpened.
> >> >
> >> >Bryan doesn't need knives. His hands alone have already whittled the
> >> >SLAB down to a toothpick.
> >>
> >> My calloused hands, and your open sore covered
> >> lips have taken their toll on the PHAT GAIGIN SLAB
> >> over the years, Reverend Cash. I'm surprised the
> >> broken sake bottles haven't had the opposite
> >> effect on your puss-oozing-wart infested anus by
> >> now. I mean... shouldn't the warts be making your
> >> bunghole get a little tighter by now?
> >
> >I read on WaiWai that you can give the ol' sphincter muscles a bit of
extra
> >grabbing power if you exercise them by squeezing logs.
> >
>
> I pinched a loaf last night. Does that count?

Depends on the loaf. Are we talking the consistency of wonder bread or
freedom bread?