On Wed, 9 Jul 2003 12:40:15 +0900, "Ed" <gwbush@whitehouse.gov>
belched the alphabet and kept on going with:

>
>"Michael Cash" <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message
>news:8cfmgvobgrq9l5quvan8vk1tee90ussr4r@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 9 Jul 2003 05:35:01 +0900, "Ed" <gwbush@whitehouse.gov>
>> belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>>
>> >
>> >"Bryan Parker" <puntspeedchunk@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> >news:mrnlgvkjf1nuon04u3s4cfkddhi00arqgp@4ax.com...
>> >> Michael Cash <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> said:
>> >>
>> >> >On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 15:37:28 +0900, "Ed" <gwbush@whitehouse.gov>
>> >> >belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >>"Brett Robson" <jet_boy@deja.com> wrote in message
>> >> >>news:bedc2v01qgn@drn.newsguy.com...
>> >> >>> On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 10:06:08 +0900, "Ed"  ...
>> >> >>> >
>> >> >>> >Bryan is going to have a hard time topping this one.
>> >> >>> >
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> He is training very hardly.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Nothing like being your own personal trainer, so let's enjoy training
>> >very
>> >> >>hardly.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>I think we need to get Eric involved to make sure his knives are
>> >properly
>> >> >>sharpened.
>> >> >
>> >> >Bryan doesn't need knives. His hands alone have already whittled the
>> >> >SLAB down to a toothpick.
>> >>
>> >> My calloused hands, and your open sore covered
>> >> lips have taken their toll on the PHAT GAIGIN SLAB
>> >> over the years, Reverend Cash. I'm surprised the
>> >> broken sake bottles haven't had the opposite
>> >> effect on your puss-oozing-wart infested anus by
>> >> now. I mean... shouldn't the warts be making your
>> >> bunghole get a little tighter by now?
>> >
>> >I read on WaiWai that you can give the ol' sphincter muscles a bit of
>extra
>> >grabbing power if you exercise them by squeezing logs.
>> >
>>
>> I pinched a loaf last night. Does that count?
>
>Depends on the loaf. Are we talking the consistency of wonder bread or
>freedom bread?
>

French bread that has been left out in the open for a week or so.





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Michael Cash



"There was a time, Mr. Cash, when I believed you must be the most useless
thing in the world. But that was before I read a Microsoft help file."

                                Prof. Ernest T. Bass
                                Mount Pilot College


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