Michael Cash <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> said:

>On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 15:37:28 +0900, "Ed" <gwbush@whitehouse.gov>
>belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>
>>
>>"Brett Robson" <jet_boy@deja.com> wrote in message
>>news:bedc2v01qgn@drn.newsguy.com...
>>> On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 10:06:08 +0900, "Ed"  ...
>>> >
>>> >Bryan is going to have a hard time topping this one.
>>> >
>>>
>>> He is training very hardly.
>>
>>Nothing like being your own personal trainer, so let's enjoy training very
>>hardly.
>>
>>I think we need to get Eric involved to make sure his knives are properly
>>sharpened.
>
>Bryan doesn't need knives. His hands alone have already whittled the
>SLAB down to a toothpick.

My calloused hands, and your open sore covered
lips have taken their toll on the PHAT GAIGIN SLAB
over the years, Reverend Cash. I'm surprised the
broken sake bottles haven't had the opposite
effect on your puss-oozing-wart infested anus by
now. I mean... shouldn't the warts be making your
bunghole get a little tighter by now?


--
Bryan
gaijenerous -
adjective:   more than adequate (Example: "A slab of 
gaijenerous proportion") 
adjective:   willing to give and share unstintingly 
(Example: "A gaijenerous ejaculation") 
adjective:   not petty in character and mind (Example: 
"Unusually gaijenerous in his judgment of people")