"Bryan Parker" <puntspeedchunk@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Michael Cash <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> said:
>
> >On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 15:37:28 +0900, "Ed" <gwbush@whitehouse.gov>
> >belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
> >
> >>
> >>"Brett Robson" <jet_boy@deja.com> wrote in message
> >>news:bedc2v01qgn@drn.newsguy.com...
> >>> On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 10:06:08 +0900, "Ed"  ...
> >>> >
> >>> >Bryan is going to have a hard time topping this one.
> >>> >
> >>>
> >>> He is training very hardly.
> >>
> >>Nothing like being your own personal trainer, so let's enjoy training
very
> >>hardly.
> >>
> >>I think we need to get Eric involved to make sure his knives are
properly
> >>sharpened.
> >
> >Bryan doesn't need knives. His hands alone have already whittled the
> >SLAB down to a toothpick.
>
> My calloused hands, and your open sore covered
> lips have taken their toll on the PHAT GAIGIN SLAB
> over the years, Reverend Cash. I'm surprised the
> broken sake bottles haven't had the opposite
> effect on your puss-oozing-wart infested anus by
> now. I mean... shouldn't the warts be making your
> bunghole get a little tighter by now?

I read on WaiWai that you can give the ol' sphincter muscles a bit of extra
grabbing power if you exercise them by squeezing logs.