Michael Cash wrote:
> On Tue, 14 Dec 2004 13:57:22 +0900, tm <tm@tmoero.invalid> brought
> down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
> 
>>John Smith <user@example.net> wrote:
>>
>>>Michael Cash wrote:
>>>
>>>>(_*_) 
>>>>
>>>>Just ink your screen, John, and press some paper against the assicon
>>>>for a quick-n-eazy "manhole" rubbing.
>>>
>>>My mother would probably like to rub that manhole, but I'm not so sure 
>>>it's Japanese...
>>
>>I was serious about that offer, john. Send me some cash and I'll send 
>>yer mum a fresh manhole rubbing. I only make 2 or 3 a day, the first 
>>usually being the best. If you are satisfied with Mike's inferior 
>>freebee offering, fine, but i *was* planning on eating red piman and 
>>cornu...
> 
> You ever had one of those situations where you stand up, turn around,
> look down, and say to yourself, "That's strange...I don't remember
> eating corn recently"?

No, but like Arthur Dent, I've been having a few problems with my 
lifestyle. Have you ever had one of those situations where you gather 
yourself up onto your collective elbows, fart a bit, look down, and say 
to yourself, "That's strange...I don't remember diced carrots recently"?


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