On Tue, 14 Dec 2004 13:57:22 +0900, tm <tm@tmoero.invalid> brought
down from the Mount tablets inscribed:

>John Smith <user@example.net> wrote:
>> Michael Cash wrote:
>> > 
>> > (_*_) 
>> > 
>> > Just ink your screen, John, and press some paper against the assicon
>> > for a quick-n-eazy "manhole" rubbing.
>> 
>> My mother would probably like to rub that manhole, but I'm not so sure 
>> it's Japanese...
>
>I was serious about that offer, john. Send me some cash and I'll send 
>yer mum a fresh manhole rubbing. I only make 2 or 3 a day, the first 
>usually being the best. If you are satisfied with Mike's inferior 
>freebee offering, fine, but i *was* planning on eating red piman and 
>cornu...

You ever had one of those situations where you stand up, turn around,
look down, and say to yourself, "That's strange...I don't remember
eating corn recently"?







--

Michael Cash

"I am sorry, Mr. Cash, but we are unable to accept your rap sheet in lieu of
a high school transcript."

                                Dr. Howard Sprague
                                Dean of Admissions
                                Mount Pilot College