John Smith <user@example.net> wrote:

> > Personally, i wish you'd add some porn to your site. Your life seems 
> > even more boring than mine, you take pictures of japanese doors, i 
> > take pictures of japanese manhole covers.
> 
> Dude that was going to be my angle!  Curses.  Well have you got any 
> manhole cover porn we can view?  My mother wants to quilt the designs.

John, i'm not sure who I pity more, you or yer mum. 
But seriously, ask the old broad to send me some dollars and I'll send 
her a fresh manhole rubbing.