On Tue, 15 Jul 2003 07:31:43 +0200, Silvio Franke
<silvio.franke@unibw-muenchen.de> belched the alphabet and kept on
going with:

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>Michael Cash schrieb:
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>> On Mon, 14 Jul 2003 15:22:43 +0200, Silvio Franke
>> <silvio.franke@unibw-muenchen.de> belched the alphabet and kept on
>> going with:
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>> >Michael Cash schrieb:
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>> >> On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 07:18:01 +0200, Silvio Franke
>> >> <silvio.franke@unibw-muenchen.de> belched the alphabet and kept on
>> >> going with:
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>> >> >
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>> >> >Michael Cash schrieb:
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>> >> No problem. Just don't look for me when the shooting starts. (I'll be
>> >> back at HQ, under a desk).
>> >
>> >Oh Mike... What do you think is more interesting for the enemy? The
>> >poor little OLt Franke with his lousy 4 tanks or the HQ?
>> 
>> Poor little OLt Franke and his 4 lousy tanks will draw more fire.
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>..and is able to fire back, while driving 50mph and sitting behind 
>70-100cm Chobham and composite armour. Never seen a HQ doing this.

This is easily explained by the fact that we in HQ are lovers, not
fighters.
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>> >Something tells me, that it can be far more dangerous in a HQ, than in
>> >a tank...
>> 
>> Nobody in their right mind would fire on HQ. HQ is a place you want to
>> capture undamaged. Know why? That's where the coffee and donuts are.
>> Safer than in your mother's arms, Silvio.
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>No, the donuts are directly in my NBC-protection device in the tank. 
>There is allways enough place there for some beers, extra food...and the 
>coffee is at the loaders side, besides the rounds for the machine guns. 

But we have all the cute buxom sexcretaries in HQ. You have a love
doll and a bicycle pump.
>
>I heard some weird Generals allways try to eliminate the enemy's 
>control and command structures first, by using big bombs and 
>missiles and some other dirty things.

But that can't happen in my HQ. Long before any potential attack I
will start speaking with a French accent and surrender the entire
country.




--

Michael Cash



"There was a time, Mr. Cash, when I believed you must be the most useless
thing in the world. But that was before I read a Microsoft help file."

                                Prof. Ernest T. Bass
                                Mount Pilot College


http://www.sunfield.ne.jp/~mike/