Michael Cash schrieb:
> 
> On Tue, 15 Jul 2003 07:31:43 +0200, Silvio Franke
> <silvio.franke@unibw-muenchen.de> belched the alphabet and kept on
> going with:
>
> >> On Mon, 14 Jul 2003 15:22:43 +0200, Silvio Franke
> >> <silvio.franke@unibw-muenchen.de> belched the alphabet and kept on
> >> going with:
>
> >> >> >Michael Cash schrieb:
> >>
> >> >> No problem. Just don't look for me when the shooting starts. (I'll be
> >> >> back at HQ, under a desk).
> >> >
> >> >Oh Mike... What do you think is more interesting for the enemy? The
> >> >poor little OLt Franke with his lousy 4 tanks or the HQ?
> >>
> >> Poor little OLt Franke and his 4 lousy tanks will draw more fire.
> >
> >..and is able to fire back, while driving 50mph and sitting behind
> >70-100cm Chobham and composite armour. Never seen a HQ doing this.
> 
> This is easily explained by the fact that we in HQ are lovers, not
> fighters.
> >
> >> >Something tells me, that it can be far more dangerous in a HQ, than in
> >> >a tank...
> >>
> >> Nobody in their right mind would fire on HQ. HQ is a place you want to
> >> capture undamaged. Know why? That's where the coffee and donuts are.
> >> Safer than in your mother's arms, Silvio.
> >
> >No, the donuts are directly in my NBC-protection device in the tank.
> >There is allways enough place there for some beers, extra food...and the
> >coffee is at the loaders side, besides the rounds for the machine guns.
> 
> But we have all the cute buxom sexcretaries in HQ. You have a love
> doll and a bicycle pump.

Wrong. Don't forget, that the German Armed Forces allow women to serve 
in nearly all branches of arms, this includes tanks. So some lucky 
platoons have mixed crews...

> >I heard some weird Generals allways try to eliminate the enemy's
> >control and command structures first, by using big bombs and
> >missiles and some other dirty things.
> 
> But that can't happen in my HQ. Long before any potential attack I
> will start speaking with a French accent and surrender the entire
> country.

Ok, I have no argument against that. In this point you won.

Silvio
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Sometimes I feel the strong urge to march east...