"mr.sumo snr." <mr_sumo@hotmail.com> said:

>"Bryan Parker" <puntspeedchunk@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:k9vmnv0716v9oft6at5fs1ood38ao49dc4@4ax.com...
>> Slimy Sepponians are well known for jackin' up the
>> pizza man for all of his pies and cash. Well, last
>> night the Japanese pizza man (PIZZA fucking
>> HUT!!!) jacked us up for my BYJW's wallet while I
>> ran upstairs to get 4 stinking yen.
>>
>> She left her wallet on the shoe box in the genkan
>> and went to the convenience store to buy
>> something. (Had I seen it there I would have
>> jacked *her up* for the 4 yen!) While I literally
>> ran upstairs to get the coins, Pizza Man pocketed
>> her wallet, cash, license, life.... Major credit
>> cards were also happily accepted.
>>
>
>I think a 'verbatim' description of the Pizza Hut manager's apology is going
>to be required for our inspection.  I'll copy it down, go and hold up the
>local shinkin bank and use it in court.

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