Slimy Sepponians are well known for jackin' up the
pizza man for all of his pies and cash. Well, last
night the Japanese pizza man (PIZZA fucking
HUT!!!) jacked us up for my BYJW's wallet while I
ran upstairs to get 4 stinking yen. 

She left her wallet on the shoe box in the genkan
and went to the convenience store to buy
something. (Had I seen it there I would have
jacked *her up* for the 4 yen!) While I literally
ran upstairs to get the coins, Pizza Man pocketed
her wallet, cash, license, life.... Major credit
cards were also happily accepted.