"Bryan Parker" <puntspeedchunk@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:k9vmnv0716v9oft6at5fs1ood38ao49dc4@4ax.com...
> Slimy Sepponians are well known for jackin' up the
> pizza man for all of his pies and cash. Well, last
> night the Japanese pizza man (PIZZA fucking
> HUT!!!) jacked us up for my BYJW's wallet while I
> ran upstairs to get 4 stinking yen.
>
> She left her wallet on the shoe box in the genkan
> and went to the convenience store to buy
> something. (Had I seen it there I would have
> jacked *her up* for the 4 yen!) While I literally
> ran upstairs to get the coins, Pizza Man pocketed
> her wallet, cash, license, life.... Major credit
> cards were also happily accepted.
>

I think a 'verbatim' description of the Pizza Hut manager's apology is going
to be required for our inspection.  I'll copy it down, go and hold up the
local shinkin bank and use it in court.


-- 
jonathan
--
"Never give a tip to the pizza guy"