Ernest Schaal wrote:
>  B Robson wrote

> > I'm not bitter. People who use Macs and iPods are an endless source of
> > ammusement.

Mac users have an enhanced sense of humour, yes. You think its just 
this sexy titanium laptop or my 30cm pecker gets me all the hot chicks?

> If you are not bitter, why you sound so in your messages. You come across in
> your messages as some poor slob, who is bitter about living in some small
> hovel, bitter about working in a low-paying job, and bitter about not having
> any social life. Maybe you are a lot better in real life, but I can only
> judge you by what you write.

Heh. Don't forget to mention how Windows users eat their own doodie 
and Linux users are basement-dwelling otaku.