On Wed, 07 Jan 2004 18:24:19 +0000, Dave Healy
<Dave.Healy@nopigproducts.bigfoot.com> wrote:

>>> > I have seen thread digressions before but this most surely take the
>>>>>>>>>cake!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Someone's serving cake?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>We always have cake with our tea here in scb. Unless we have crumpet, of
>>>>>>>>>course.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>And scones.  Don't forget the scones.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Would you provide a pronounciation guide for the foreign johnnies,
>>>>>>>Jeff? There's a good chap.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>What, and provide them with one of the ultimate clues to Britishness?
>>>>>>I should jolly well think not.  Foreign johnnies must learn their
>>>>>>place.
>>>>>
>>>>>You're English, aren't you?
>>>>
>>>>I could be.  Why do you ask?
>>>
>>>We're always on the lookout for illegal immigrants here.
>>>It's the Murkin influence, that Gnomeland Security stuff.
>>>
>>One is perfectly secure, thank you.
>
>The new "athletic support for the mature gentleman" is working out,
>then?

A trifle limiting in its uplay, but one feels adequately secured, yes.

JJD