On Wed, 07 Jan 2004 12:09:39 +1300, I read these words from JJD
<jefdrab@newsguy.com> :

>On Tue, 06 Jan 2004 22:06:27 +0000, Alan Hardie <axhardie@clara.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>>>>>> > I have seen thread digressions before but this most surely take the
>>>>>>cake!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Someone's serving cake?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>We always have cake with our tea here in scb. Unless we have crumpet, of
>>>>>>course.
>>>>>>
>>>>>And scones.  Don't forget the scones.
>>>>
>>>>Would you provide a pronounciation guide for the foreign johnnies,
>>>>Jeff? There's a good chap.
>>>
>>>What, and provide them with one of the ultimate clues to Britishness?
>>>I should jolly well think not.  Foreign johnnies must learn their
>>>place.
>>
>>You're English, aren't you?
>
>I could be.  Why do you ask?

We're always on the lookout for illegal immigrants here.
It's the Murkin influence, that Gnomeland Security stuff.

-- Josiah J Jenkins