On Wed, 07 Jan 2004 01:40:16 GMT, Josiah Jenkins
<scs-informer@pap.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>> > I have seen thread digressions before but this most surely take the
>>>>>>>cake!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Someone's serving cake?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>We always have cake with our tea here in scb. Unless we have crumpet, of
>>>>>>>course.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>And scones.  Don't forget the scones.
>>>>>
>>>>>Would you provide a pronounciation guide for the foreign johnnies,
>>>>>Jeff? There's a good chap.
>>>>
>>>>What, and provide them with one of the ultimate clues to Britishness?
>>>>I should jolly well think not.  Foreign johnnies must learn their
>>>>place.
>>>
>>>You're English, aren't you?
>>
>>I could be.  Why do you ask?
>
>We're always on the lookout for illegal immigrants here.
>It's the Murkin influence, that Gnomeland Security stuff.
>
One is perfectly secure, thank you.

JJD