Murgi wrote:

> ... Or a wife who watches over you like an eagle!!! This morning I found the
> following on my plate: broccoli, apple, some strawberries, half a banana,
> plain yogurt, and a cup of chamomile tea. 

Wh, wh, wh, WHERE IS MEAT?!  More precisely, where is protein?  I bet 
your wife is trying to murder you with kindness.


Wife and kids had toast with
> cheese and other 'calorie bombs'...
> Nobody mentioned anything, but once the kids had gone I asked about this
> unannounced food change. It turned out that one of my kids was checking the
> log of my scale setting, and it said 103 kg! The he hurried to report his
> findings...

The three-digits weight is kinda shocking.  It's 227 pounds in the USA, 
and you are still small.  But, it's huge in Japan, don't you think?

> Actually, I was steeping on it wearing full gear (heavy jeans, other winter
> clothes, full pocket with my wallet... stuffed with coins, etc.). That's at
> least 3 kg of deductible ballast.

Make sure you don't forget to file your 1040 by the way although you had 
no income.


> Furthermore, I still didn't have my big
> morning toilet session when this reading was carried out.:-)
> I should have kept the old scales without all these bloody incriminating
> functions!

You got to watch out for the spies.  You got to buy them out.

> Now, two hours after breakfast, my stomach is making noises... clear signs
> of being malnourished.

Yeah, even I would get hit by hypoglycemia with that diet.  I would have 
a headache, nausea, vomiting and probably die because my brain wouldn't 
get enough glucose.  I am not joking.