On Thu, 20 Nov 2003 17:01:08 +0900, "Ed" <gwbush@whitehouse.com>
belched the alphabet and kept on going with:

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>"Michael Cash" <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message
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>> This ain't too hard to figure out, Dr. Watson:
>>
>> 1. Ed is married
>> 2. Ed works around beautiful, nubile young women
>> 3. Ed plays around on the computer a lot
>> 4. The computer greatly facilitates private communication
>> 5. Some of which came to Mrs. Ed's attention
>> 6. Upon which reality started to bloody suck
>>
>> How'm I doin', Ed?
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>There's still my hand at least.
>
>Actually, I've been spending most of my free time playing a PS2 game called
>grand theft auto 3. I don't know how the Japanese authorities let this game
>into the country, but I've been having a blast macking hos, busting caps,
>doing drive bys and just plain killing anybody that gets in my way. When the
>health meter gets too far down, I pick up a whore and take her to the park
>to get the wagon bouncing . Once you're finished, you can always get your
>money back by splattering her brains all over the grass.
>
>Bryan would love this game.

Bryan has the PC version. Thanks to Bryan, I have the PC version.

I find it very cathartic to just wander the city with a baseball bat
and beat people into a bloody pulp. Sometimes I just stand in one spot
on the sidewalk and see how deep I can make the pile of dead bodies.