"Michael Cash" <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message
news:t96prvo53jjf7oi460v9tces67no6ppauh@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 20 Nov 2003 17:01:08 +0900, "Ed" <gwbush@whitehouse.com>
> belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>
> >
> >"Michael Cash" <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message
> >news:6tbnrv41hr1ckt6bll2mu1a5egg9241sk2@4ax.com...
> >
> >> This ain't too hard to figure out, Dr. Watson:
> >>
> >> 1. Ed is married
> >> 2. Ed works around beautiful, nubile young women
> >> 3. Ed plays around on the computer a lot
> >> 4. The computer greatly facilitates private communication
> >> 5. Some of which came to Mrs. Ed's attention
> >> 6. Upon which reality started to bloody suck
> >>
> >> How'm I doin', Ed?
> >
> >There's still my hand at least.
> >
> >Actually, I've been spending most of my free time playing a PS2 game
called
> >grand theft auto 3. I don't know how the Japanese authorities let this
game
> >into the country, but I've been having a blast macking hos, busting caps,
> >doing drive bys and just plain killing anybody that gets in my way. When
the
> >health meter gets too far down, I pick up a whore and take her to the
park
> >to get the wagon bouncing . Once you're finished, you can always get your
> >money back by splattering her brains all over the grass.
> >
> >Bryan would love this game.
>
> Bryan has the PC version. Thanks to Bryan, I have the PC version.
>
> I find it very cathartic to just wander the city with a baseball bat
> and beat people into a bloody pulp. Sometimes I just stand in one spot
> on the sidewalk and see how deep I can make the pile of dead bodies.

The austrian version doesn't have any whores.

Does this mean that austrians are much more politically correct than
sepponians?

btw: There are a bunch of cheats for the game. One of them increases the
overall blood content so that you can shoot off arms and legs.