On Thu, 29 Jul 2004 12:49:03 +0100, "Paul Blay"
<ranma@saotome.demon.co.uk> brought down from the Mount tablets
inscribed:

>"Michael Cash" wrote ...
>> "Paul Blay" brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
>> >"Heywood Mogroot" wrote ...
>> >> Michael Cash <mikecash@buggerallspammers.com> wrote ...
>> >> > 
>> >> > Two words: Theft insurance
>> >> 
>> >> yeah, it's important to note that the criminal element *LOVES*
>> >> motorcycles. They disappear faster than umbrellas.
>> >
>> >That reminds me.
>> >
>> >"What do you call a biker who relies on a padlock to keep his bike safe?"
>> >
>> >"A pedestrian."
>> 
>> We know a place where one would get his head handed to him for
>> suggesting that a Japanese person would do anything so dishonorable as
>> to steal anything, don't we Paul?
>
>While searching the net for something suitable to back up the reply I was 
>going to make here I found this... (http://takamatsu.cool.ne.jp/bonchi/Stock/Docs.htm )
>
>The valley is cute. 
>Because the barren air does that. 
>
>The valley is cute.
>Therefore as for there
>the winter being cold, summer hotly so
>
>... which I offer up as a warning to all seeking to write poetry in their second 
>language.  
>
>Actually the original could be worse, there appear to be mutated versions 
>floating around. 
>
>The valley is cute. 
>Because the barren air does that. 
>
>The valley is wonderful.
>Therefore as for there
>the winter being cold, summer hotly so. 
>No WAR
>No Money.
>No Kanojo.
>Hottoke!
>
>As for my original post - maybe you could just think of something witty 
>and imagine I'd said it.

I can't even come up with a steady supply of witty things to pretend
that I originated myself.






--

Michael Cash

"I am sorry, Mr. Cash, but we are unable to accept your rap sheet in lieu of
a high school transcript."

                                Dr. Howard Sprague
                                Dean of Admissions
                                Mount Pilot College