On Wed, 28 Jul 2004 22:37:05 +0100, "Paul Blay"
<ranma@saotome.demon.co.uk> brought down from the Mount tablets
inscribed:

>"Heywood Mogroot" wrote ...
>> Michael Cash <mikecash@buggerallspammers.com> wrote ...
>> > 
>> > Two words: Theft insurance
>> 
>> yeah, it's important to note that the criminal element *LOVES*
>> motorcycles. They disappear faster than umbrellas.
>
>That reminds me.
>
>"What do you call a biker who relies on a padlock to keep his bike safe?"
>
>"A pedestrian."

We know a place where one would get his head handed to him for
suggesting that a Japanese person would do anything so dishonorable as
to steal anything, don't we Paul?






--

Michael Cash

"I am sorry, Mr. Cash, but we are unable to accept your rap sheet in lieu of
a high school transcript."

                                Dr. Howard Sprague
                                Dean of Admissions
                                Mount Pilot College