"Heywood Mogroot" wrote ...
> Michael Cash <mikecash@buggerallspammers.com> wrote ...
> > 
> > Two words: Theft insurance
> 
> yeah, it's important to note that the criminal element *LOVES*
> motorcycles. They disappear faster than umbrellas.

That reminds me.

"What do you call a biker who relies on a padlock to keep his bike safe?"

"A pedestrian."