"Curt Fischer" <crf3@po.cwru.edu> wrote in message
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> Ed wrote:
> >
> > "Curt Fischer" <crf3@po.cwru.edu> wrote in message
> > news:3F32CAFD.E1ACC2D0@po.cwru.edu...
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> [Gaspanic]
>
> > Now what about the girls that do go to gaspanic? Some go there for a
night
> > of flirtatious fun,
>
> There is not much fun about Gaspanic.  At least not on the one night I
> ever went there.  People who just want to have fun have much nicer
> places to go.

I've never been there.

> > others go there to meet a possible future gaigin husband
> > who will carry her in his arms back to his sepponian house in the
suburbs
> > where she will quickly fatten up and run her house like a Lord in her
> > castle, and others go there because they want to have sex with a gringo
that
> > kinda sorta looks like Beckham if you turn the lights down low. How can
a
> > guy tell the difference? They're all wearing sexy clothes and willing to
be
> > cajoled into conversation that requires a bit of fondling in order to
ease
> > the lines of communication.
>
> I think that in theory either of these latter types will easily be
> converted to the single-night score.

Any type can be converted to the single-night score. Percentage wise, some
types are better than others. The gold hunting Japanese empress type will
allow herself to be seduced if she thinks that allowing the seduction will
better her chances at ending up living on Maple drive and bitching at the
pool maintenance dude while her husband is working overtime at the office.
But a single night score on the she-tiger? The percentages are in low single
digit territory.

Much easier are the "I wanna fuck Beckham" types. The problem is that you
look as much like Beckham as I do. Especially if we both put braids in our
hair. Hell, if Michael put braids in his hair, we could have a Beckham
themed foursome!

> > Housewives are the answer. Young unmarried girls are often filled with
> > preconceptions that not even Beckham could adequately cover. Older
unmarried
> > girls are either searching for a mythical somebody that will make her
> > impossible young girl dreams of romance a reality, or have simply given
up
> > on their dreams and are hankering to marry anybody who makes enough
money so
> > she can quit her deadend job. A housewife, on the other hand, has met
> > reality face-to-face, thus her expectations of an acceptable romantical
> > interlude have been lowered far enough to where mortal man has a real
chance
> > at meeting them.
>
> This is a good strategy I suppose.  But where to meet these housewives?
> Pretend to be a door-to-door insurance salesman?

You're kidding, right? They are everywhere.