"Curt Fischer" <crf3@po.cwru.edu> wrote in message
news:3F32CAFD.E1ACC2D0@po.cwru.edu...
>
> > So you wanna get laid in a night? You are quite literally looking in all
the
> > wrong places. The same girls that frequent establishments like gaspanic
are
> > the same girls that frequent parks, zoos, and train stations. The only
> > difference is location. To make matters worse, gaspanic is probably
filled
> > to overflowing with guys just like you who are looking to get laid. It's
> > obviously possible to get laid in a single night at gaspanic, but your
> > competition makes the task even harder. What you should have asked us is
> > "what kind of girl will put out to a guy she just met?". Or in other
words,
> > how can you tell a skanky Japanese slut from a Japanese lady?
>
> What that is the "advantage" of Gaspanic.  You can be sure that everyone
> there, while perhaps not Japanese, is certainly not a "lady".

Skanky Japanese sluts are most often found sitting at home daydreaming about
being whisked off her feet by door-to-door insurance salesmen, while also
dreading the inevitable return of her husband from a hard day at work so he
can ignore her unspoken dream to be thought of as maddeningly desireable. In
truth, she finds his passionless bi-annual attempts at maintaining some sort
of sex life anti-climactic compared to her desires.  The only reason she
isn't at gaspanic (or other similar places) is that she doesn't think she's
the kind of woman that she is. Unfortunately for her, this is also the
reason why her husband's passions for her are so subdued.

Now what about the girls that do go to gaspanic? Some go there for a night
of flirtatious fun, others go there to meet a possible future gaigin husband
who will carry her in his arms back to his sepponian house in the suburbs
where she will quickly fatten up and run her house like a Lord in her
castle, and others go there because they want to have sex with a gringo that
kinda sorta looks like Beckham if you turn the lights down low. How can a
guy tell the difference? They're all wearing sexy clothes and willing to be
cajoled into conversation that requires a bit of fondling in order to ease
the lines of communication.

Housewives are the answer. Young unmarried girls are often filled with
preconceptions that not even Beckham could adequately cover. Older unmarried
girls are either searching for a mythical somebody that will make her
impossible young girl dreams of romance a reality, or have simply given up
on their dreams and are hankering to marry anybody who makes enough money so
she can quit her deadend job. A housewife, on the other hand, has met
reality face-to-face, thus her expectations of an acceptable romantical
interlude have been lowered far enough to where mortal man has a real chance
at meeting them.