Re: He raised the bar for FAPPING
On Wed, 09 Jul 2003 23:30:30 +0900, Bryan ...
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>Brett Robson <jet_boy@deja.com> said:
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>>On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 15:37:28 +0900, "Ed" ...
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>>>"Brett Robson" <jet_boy@deja.com> wrote in message
>>>news:bedc2v01qgn@drn.newsguy.com...
>>>> On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 10:06:08 +0900, "Ed" ...
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>>>> >Bryan is going to have a hard time topping this one.
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>>>> He is training very hardly.
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>>>Nothing like being your own personal trainer, so let's enjoy training very
>>>hardly.
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>>He asked me the other day "what are your objectives"? I didn't realize as soon
>>as I mentioned my training routine he would get all Oprah Winfrey on me.
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>I don't know WTF Oprah and I have in common
>besides our dieting habits, but I DO know that
>your weight training program has the potential to
>suck an Extra Strength Hefty-Bag fulla ass.
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>Here are a coupla free clues -
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>If you're trying to get stronger:
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>1. Do your core lifts in the lower rep ranges
>(1-5) with your assistance exercises in high rep
>ranges (5-25 depending on the exercise.)
How do I get stronger if my assistant is helping me?
>2. Rest time: 47 minutes between sets
Isn't that a bit long?
>3. Periodize your reps, sets, and weights.
>(explanations will cost ya mega-kangarubles at the
>closest hostess bar)
I heard you shouldn't do heavy work during your period.
>4) don't lift to failure
nande? I thought that was one of the most important points. Has the general
consenus on this changed since Arnie narowaly beat me in the Mr Universe?
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>You might want to check out Pavel Tsatouline's
>book, Power To The People!. Or not.
What would that hairy commie know about anything but vodka and borsch?
>It has some
>information on periodization and wave loading but
>it concentrates on just a couple of lifts. Not to
>mention that I can't fucking believe that I loaned
>you the fucking book for over half a fucking year,
it's hard to read while listening to oyagi enka.
>and you STILL come up with a suck-ass routine like
>the one you developed for yourself.
So far my routine is
+ go to the gym monday, wednesday and thursday nights.
+ look at girls
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:
+ go home
>Perhaps you
>need to brush up on your Russian?
Russian is a bit hard to do in Japan.
(I might have to explain that one to you offline)
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