On 1 Jun 2004 01:12:55 -0700, Brett Robson <jet_boy@deja.com> brought
down from the Mount tablets inscribed:

>On 31 May 2004 23:39:41 -0700, Shannon Jacobs  ...
>>
>>I am deeply sorry if my multiple personality represents a problem for
>>your newsgroup. Screw you! I apologized profusely, you motherfuckers.
>>I am a reasonable and polite chap, exquisite finesse pours out of my
>>bottom, and I am bond to become the new Ernst Hemingway, as I am the
>>first to adore my own shitty writing. Further on the subject, I have
>>been described as a wanker, which honors me. (That would mean I had a
>>penis and some resemblance of balls, neither of which has been proven
>>as yet.) Finally, I would like to ask you screwed-up Bush-lovers and
>>Kerry-lovers to display some elegance in your fucking manners. I am a
>>peace-loving democrat, and I hope my kind of democracy will benefit
>>even you, ignorant Eastern monkeys who dare doubt my word. Overall, I
>>am known as the more amicable type of chap, but I can clearly be a bad
>>influence on myself. Peace and love to all mankind!
>>
>>your friend,
>>Shannon
>
>
>I have some advice for you. If you are going to impersonate someone you have to
>do a much better job than that.

Leave him alone. This faux Shannon is much more personable than the
genuwine article.




--

Michael Cash

"I am sorry, Mr. Cash, but we are unable to accept your rap sheet in lieu of
a high school transcript."

                                Dr. Howard Sprague
                                Dean of Admissions
                                Mount Pilot College