I am deeply sorry if my multiple personality represents a problem for
your newsgroup. Screw you! I apologized profusely, you motherfuckers.
I am a reasonable and polite chap, exquisite finesse pours out of my
bottom, and I am bond to become the new Ernst Hemingway, as I am the
first to adore my own shitty writing. Further on the subject, I have
been described as a wanker, which honors me. (That would mean I had a
penis and some resemblance of balls, neither of which has been proven
as yet.) Finally, I would like to ask you screwed-up Bush-lovers and
Kerry-lovers to display some elegance in your fucking manners. I am a
peace-loving democrat, and I hope my kind of democracy will benefit
even you, ignorant Eastern monkeys who dare doubt my word. Overall, I
am known as the more amicable type of chap, but I can clearly be a bad
influence on myself. Peace and love to all mankind!

your friend,
Shannon