Michael Cash wrote:
> On Sat, 28 Jan 2006 20:35:46 +0900, CL <flothru@yahoo.com> brought
> down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
>>Michael Cash wrote:
>>>On 27 Jan 2006 13:48:48 -0800, "TXZZ" <superoutland@aol.com> brought
>>>down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
>>>>John R. Yamamoto-Wilson wrote:
>>>>>TXZZ wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Im the dumbest dumbshit that ever lived.  And insane too.
>>>>>
>>>>>People here have been telling you that ever since you began posting to this
>>>>>newsgroup. Nice to see that finally you are beginning to see things from
>>>>>their point of view.
>>>>
>>>>well i am sorry for not frequently buying this argumentum ad populum
>>>>
>>>>Man, dont you have a car I could wash or something?
>>>>
>>>>It just occurred to me I could probably get a student visa if I took a
>>>>martial arts.  And I wouldnt be surprised if somewhere in japan there
>>>>would be a place where they train you in martial arts for free in
>>>>exchange for fighting on their behalf.   Question is, where does one
>>>>find such places?
>>>
>>>It all depends. Do you play guitar?
>>
>>Oooo ... fashion police alert ...
>>
>>I don't think you're reading the directions all the way through. 
>>Doesn't the guitar rule also say something about riding a 1967 90cc 
>>Yamaha, a white jet helmet with the goggles up above the visor (because 
>>they'd foul on the black rubber framed glasses with coke bottle lenses) 
>>and a 2 meter long red scarf over a brown lambskin bomber jacket while 
>>riding.
> 
> What does any of that have to do with being a ninja?

Nothing.  I suddenly flashed on one of those really execrable / 
forgettable kamen raida shows of the Sixties or early Seventies where 
the main character was a nerdish seventeen year old who wore a beret, 
had coke-bottle glasses, and played a guitar when he wasn't turning into 
a green rubber suited giant that fought with other rubber suited 
monsters in front of cardboard boxes painted up to look like downtown 
Osaka.  Never saw the show when it was on in real time, but someone 
forgot to burn the tapes of it and it's around as a nostalgia re-run and 
DVD collection.

Heyyy .... there's an idea ... it's too bad that Outland left Kyoto.  He 
might have been able to get on the extras crew of some of those 
made-for-kiddies TV shows they film at Toho Studios as a rubber-covered 
bad guy.  I hear it pays up to Yen 15,000 a day for ten hours of work.

CL