"jacqui" <jacqui@stillathome.net> wrote in message
news:27udneYvhOA9vTqiU-KYhA@is.co.za...
>
> "Geoff Bateman" <ben2@bigpond.com> wrote in message
> news:Rafpb.176024$bo1.83482@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> >
> > No posts!!
> > Do you two people realize that in not posting a word or two, the
> chance of
> > establishing a new record for the longest thread is kaput!
>
>
> Aw!! Gee whizzz. That's the worst news I've heard for yonks!!!! But what
> has happened to the hero that wanted to discuss intimate things with
> me???
>
> However, part of this is my own fault. I had a computer problem, and
> lost all my mail and NG contents. Still don't know what happened.
> Managed to get back again, but it tells me thee are 60 messages in this
> newsgroup, and I only get 3!! Is Jimbo blocking my outside communication
> capability?? Is he jealous??
>
Hello again.  I've been travelling to foreign parts but I'm back.

I certainly would not block your communications even if I knew how..  But
you have reminded me of a very old joke.

A man is walking across a very narrow bridge and there is a woman walking
towards him.  There just wasn't enough room for two people to pass on the
bridge.  So he had to decide whether to block her passage or toss himself
off.

I know what I would have done.

And as for intimate things.  Let's see... well I'm a bit of an amateur
photographer and a magazine here is running a competition where the theme is
"cold".  And my idea is an extreme close up of a very cold, very erect,
female nipple.  So the thing is Jacqui, I need a model if you're interested.
And assuming your nipples are up to the job.

I can supply some ice cubes.  If they don't work I think some tweaking and
nibbling would help.  Would certainly help me anyway.

I don't want Geoff to feel left out.  Perhaps he could erect the tripod.




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