"Geoff Bateman" <ben2@bigpond.com> wrote in message
news:Rafpb.176024$bo1.83482@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>
> No posts!!
> Do you two people realize that in not posting a word or two, the
chance of
> establishing a new record for the longest thread is kaput!


Aw!! Gee whizzz. That's the worst news I've heard for yonks!!!! But what
has happened to the hero that wanted to discuss intimate things with
me???

However, part of this is my own fault. I had a computer problem, and
lost all my mail and NG contents. Still don't know what happened.
Managed to get back again, but it tells me thee are 60 messages in this
newsgroup, and I only get 3!! Is Jimbo blocking my outside communication
capability?? Is he jealous??







>
> Geoff Bateman OAM
> Never tell a lie when the truth will do
> ******************************************
> "Geoff Bateman" <ben2@bigpond.com> wrote in message
> news:7uCnb.168988$bo1.150994@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> >
> > Fear not fair Jacqui!   I shall save you from ravishment by this
evil
> beast.
> > Forsooth!   I shall stand firm between he and thee, resolute in the
face
> of
> > even the most perilous brand of insect spray.  (I pray that you wish
to be
> > saved?  After all, who'd want to be ravished in a cold, dark dungeon
in
> the
> > company of rats and cockies?)
> >
> > Geoff Bateman OAM
> > Never tell a lie when the truth will do
> > ******************************************
> > > > Nah - never thought he was, a cad that is. Sounds like a
pleasant
> > > > cobber, actually.
> > > >
> > > Scene 1:
> > > In a damp cellar, a dishevelled figure is hunched over a keyboard,
his
> > > wizened, twisted face bathed in the ghostly glow of  the computer
> screen.
> > A
> > > rat scurries across the antique desk, disturbing the cobwebs and
raising
> a
> > > cloud of dust.
> > >
> > > "Pleasant cobber? Ha. She's taking the bait.
> > > The nice guy routine is working just as I knew it would.  She's
> convinced
> > > those pictures of Mel Gibson that I emailed to her are really me.
> > > Once I have crushed this interfering Geoff character like an
insect, she
> > > will be mine, MINE! MINE!"
> > > HWAR HWAR HWAR HWARRRRRRRRRR!"
> > >
> > > The rats, cockroaches and other denizens of his underground
kingdon fled
> > as
> > > his evil laugh echoed off the cold walls.
> >
> >
>
>