Fear not fair Jacqui!   I shall save you from ravishment by this evil beast.
Forsooth!   I shall stand firm between he and thee, resolute in the face of
even the most perilous brand of insect spray.  (I pray that you wish to be
saved?  After all, who'd want to be ravished in a cold, dark dungeon in the
company of rats and cockies?)

Geoff Bateman OAM
Never tell a lie when the truth will do
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> > Nah - never thought he was, a cad that is. Sounds like a pleasant
> > cobber, actually.
> >
> Scene 1:
> In a damp cellar, a dishevelled figure is hunched over a keyboard, his
> wizened, twisted face bathed in the ghostly glow of  the computer screen.
A
> rat scurries across the antique desk, disturbing the cobwebs and raising a
> cloud of dust.
>
> "Pleasant cobber? Ha. She's taking the bait.
> The nice guy routine is working just as I knew it would.  She's convinced
> those pictures of Mel Gibson that I emailed to her are really me.
> Once I have crushed this interfering Geoff character like an insect, she
> will be mine, MINE! MINE!"
> HWAR HWAR HWAR HWARRRRRRRRRR!"
>
> The rats, cockroaches and other denizens of his underground kingdon fled
as
> his evil laugh echoed off the cold walls.