Michael Cash wrote:
> On Wed, 07 Jan 2004 22:22:33 +0900, Declan Murphy
> <declan_murphy@hotmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
> inscribed:
> 
>>Michael Cash wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 07 Jan 2004 21:45:04 +0900, Declan Murphy
>>><declan_murphy@hotmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
>>>inscribed:
>>>
>>>>Michael Cash wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Here's a real life case being discussed on the LIFE IN JAPAN group at
>>>>>the moment:
>>>>
>>>>Yahoo group I assume?
>>>
>>>Yes. You're not missing anything. Believe me.
>>
>>Hip flask thieving summbitch though you may be, I'll believe you.
>>
>>(BTW - Tried cleaning the inside of the hip flask with spirytus yet?)
> 
> Yes, but then I find I have to keep running my tongue down it to get
> the last bits out in order to dry it, and that just tarnishes the
> inside again.

As disgusting as that may be (in the absence of jpegs), I have to say 
I'm impressed. Given that the aperture is about 8mm, the ladies must 
also be impressed.

Wotcha do, is fill it with spirytus, drink 90% of it very quickly (which 
considering the size of the hip flask should be enuff to get you 
paralytically dwunk about 5 minutes later) and then set the remaining 
spirytus on fire. When you wake up a long time later believe me, the hip 
flask should be dry.

-- 
I am not who I think I am
I am not who you think I am
I am who I think you think I am

...or some such shite.