Declan Murphy <declan_murphy@hotmail.com> writes:

> Making the rounds of the foreign press is the poem of a salaryman
> translated thus:
>
> "The only warmth in my life is the toilet seat"
>
> Does anyone know what the original haiku was?

このオレに　あたたかいのは 便座だけ

see (in Japanese):
http://event.dai-ichi-life.co.jp/company/senryu/20th/best_10.html