necoandjeff wrote:
> Ron Hitler Barrassi wrote:
> 
>>Kevin Gowen wrote:
>>
>>>Ron Hitler Barrassi wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>>necoandjeff wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Ron Hitler Barrassi wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Michael Cash wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 16:29:58 +0900, Edward Mills
>>>>>>><spam@hotmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:05:13 -0500, Kevin Gowen wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I have no idea where you got that notion. Why would I be
>>>>>>>>>afraid of that?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Yo playa, u gotz 2 b keepin up cuz all yall 2 time felon
>>>>>>>>conservative mofos be homos lak schnizzle-dizzle, 4 real, dogg!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I opened up my last CARE package from home and was shocked to
>>>>>>>find that my mother had picked up a lot of thug apparel to send
>>>>>>>to me. I don't know if I'm supposed to be a Blood or a Crip,
>>>>>>>though. Colors are all wrong.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>My last care package, and I do mean *last* included flavoured
>>>>>>dehydrated rice meals. Yes, rice.  And chocolate puffed rice
>>>>>>ceral. I told my mother that if she was that stupid then don't
>>>>>>ever send anything again, she is just wasting the time of all the
>>>>>>people who had to transport it to Nippon. And the time of the
>>>>>>garbage men. I suspect she still does not understand how stupid
>>>>>>that is.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Dude, you just called your own mother stupid in public, twice. I'm
>>>>>beginning
>>>>>to understand the root of your problem with chicks.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Duuuuude, Firstly you can't count and secondly I don't have a
>>>>"problem with chicks".
>>>
>>>
>>>Yeah, Jeff. They just have a problem with him.
>>>
>>
>>Yes.
>>
>>Why don't you want to marry me? Don't you love me? Aren't I
>>beautiful?
>>
>>When you go back to Australia can I come too?
>>
>>I want to meet your mother. Is she kind?
>>
>>Why don't you want a baby? Babies are important and cute.
> 
> 
> Ummm, Brett, to the extent that people are teasing you for having trouble
> getting laid in Japan, I don't think you're going to score many points
> bragging about the psychopaths you meet who simply want to marry a gaijin
> and have cute little haafu babies...
> 

Maybe Ryan or Louise could rewrite that into English for you.