Kevin Gowen wrote:
> Ron Hitler Barrassi wrote:
> 
>>
>>
>> necoandjeff wrote:
>>
>>> Ron Hitler Barrassi wrote:
>>>
>>>> Michael Cash wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 16:29:58 +0900, Edward Mills <spam@hotmail.com>
>>>>> brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:05:13 -0500, Kevin Gowen wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I have no idea where you got that notion. Why would I be afraid of
>>>>>>> that?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yo playa, u gotz 2 b keepin up cuz all yall 2 time felon
>>>>>> conservative mofos be homos lak schnizzle-dizzle, 4 real, dogg!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I opened up my last CARE package from home and was shocked to find
>>>>> that my mother had picked up a lot of thug apparel to send to me. I
>>>>> don't know if I'm supposed to be a Blood or a Crip, though. Colors
>>>>> are all wrong.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> My last care package, and I do mean *last* included flavoured
>>>> dehydrated rice meals. Yes, rice.  And chocolate puffed rice
>>>> ceral. I told my mother that if she was that stupid then don't
>>>> ever send anything again, she is just wasting the time of all the
>>>> people who had to transport it to Nippon. And the time of the
>>>> garbage men. I suspect she still does not understand how stupid
>>>> that is.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Dude, you just called your own mother stupid in public, twice. I'm 
>>> beginning
>>> to understand the root of your problem with chicks.
>>>
>>
>> Duuuuude, Firstly you can't count and secondly I don't have a "problem 
>> with chicks".
> 
> 
> Yeah, Jeff. They just have a problem with him.
> 

Yes.

Why don't you want to marry me? Don't you love me? Aren't I 
beautiful?

When you go back to Australia can I come too?

I want to meet your mother. Is she kind?

Why don't you want a baby? Babies are important and cute.