Ron Hitler Barrassi wrote:
> Kevin Gowen wrote:
>> Ron Hitler Barrassi wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>> necoandjeff wrote:
>>>
>>>> Ron Hitler Barrassi wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Michael Cash wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 16:29:58 +0900, Edward Mills
>>>>>> <spam@hotmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:05:13 -0500, Kevin Gowen wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I have no idea where you got that notion. Why would I be
>>>>>>>> afraid of that?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yo playa, u gotz 2 b keepin up cuz all yall 2 time felon
>>>>>>> conservative mofos be homos lak schnizzle-dizzle, 4 real, dogg!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I opened up my last CARE package from home and was shocked to
>>>>>> find that my mother had picked up a lot of thug apparel to send
>>>>>> to me. I don't know if I'm supposed to be a Blood or a Crip,
>>>>>> though. Colors are all wrong.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> My last care package, and I do mean *last* included flavoured
>>>>> dehydrated rice meals. Yes, rice.  And chocolate puffed rice
>>>>> ceral. I told my mother that if she was that stupid then don't
>>>>> ever send anything again, she is just wasting the time of all the
>>>>> people who had to transport it to Nippon. And the time of the
>>>>> garbage men. I suspect she still does not understand how stupid
>>>>> that is.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Dude, you just called your own mother stupid in public, twice. I'm
>>>> beginning
>>>> to understand the root of your problem with chicks.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Duuuuude, Firstly you can't count and secondly I don't have a
>>> "problem with chicks".
>>
>>
>> Yeah, Jeff. They just have a problem with him.
>>
>
> Yes.
>
> Why don't you want to marry me? Don't you love me? Aren't I
> beautiful?
>
> When you go back to Australia can I come too?
>
> I want to meet your mother. Is she kind?
>
> Why don't you want a baby? Babies are important and cute.

Ummm, Brett, to the extent that people are teasing you for having trouble
getting laid in Japan, I don't think you're going to score many points
bragging about the psychopaths you meet who simply want to marry a gaijin
and have cute little haafu babies...