Disaster <disaster@disfanfic.net> wrote in message
news:uk3setp1lf1ud6@corp.supernews.com...
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vaughnp@pcez.com> wrote:
> > Disaster <disaster@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > > Hey, I have an average of 17 factories dedicated to the manufacure of
> > > personalized make-ups just for them!!!
> >
> > I'm not the ladies man my brother is, but even I know, that's not
> enough!
> > Even genetic constructs need lovin'. Take 'em out a little. Hey! Here's
> a
> > concept that works: Lots of single guys here, 49 Reis, so, Rent-a-Rei!
> Then
> > you can afford to bring your Eva tapes back from Aus. Maybe even buy a
> new
> > computer! Or a car! Your very own house! The possibilities are endless!
> As
> > long as we don't have sex with them, it's perfectly legal, too!
> >
> >                          Vaughn L.Porter
> >                           Genius! Glad I though of that!
>
> *Background noises of scuffling and yelping and screaming and scratching*
>
> Rei 04: Ahem, Lord Disaster will not be available for some time. We hope
> this does not inconvenience any of you. Do not worry though as we have
> prepared various natural disasters to replace his destructive nature for
> the duration of his absence. We would never think to remove from the JAE
> any disturbance.
>
> Rei 16: *nods*
>
> Rei 49: *waves* Hi Watchy! *Bounce*
>
> Rei 48: *Roll's her eyes*
>
> Rei 04: GET OFF MY COMPUTER YOU FREAKS!
>
> *More background noises and sounds of fighting and furniture being
> destroyed.*
> --

ROTFLMAO!

                 Vaughn L.Porter
                  Way to go Rei 04!