Disaster <disaster@disfanfic.net> wrote in message
news:uk1vopr35ljced@corp.supernews.com...
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vaughnp@pcez.com> wrote:
> > Disaster <disaster@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > > *Mutters darkly*
> > >
> > > *Rei 43 raises an eyebrow*
> > >
> > > *Winces in pain as Rei releases his eyebrow*
> > >
> > > They're getting aggressive!
> >
> > Well, then do something nice for them! Flowers, candy, quick roll in the
> > hay; WE DON'T NEED 49 IRRATE REIS RUNNING AROUND YOUR
> > PERFECT WORLD! It can cause....Problems.
>
> Hey, I have an average of 17 factories dedicated to the manufacure of
> personalized make-ups just for them!!!
> --

I'm not the ladies man my brother is, but even I know, that's not enough!
Even genetic constructs need lovin'. Take 'em out a little. Hey! Here's a
concept that works: Lots of single guys here, 49 Reis, so, Rent-a-Rei! Then
you can afford to bring your Eva tapes back from Aus. Maybe even buy a new
computer! Or a car! Your very own house! The possibilities are endless! As
long as we don't have sex with them, it's perfectly legal, too!

                         Vaughn L.Porter
                          Genius! Glad I though of that!