We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that Marvel has
exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>
>"Erifanieid the Hysterical" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in 
>message news:urrej41t0tqm4k2rfncbjcu0o9seah22ab@4ax.com...
>> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that Declan 
>> Murphy
>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>
>>>On Dec 4, 8:49 am, tesig...@diary.ocn.ne.jp (tesig...@diary.ocn.ne.jp)
>>>wrote:
>>>> Declan Murphy <declan_mur...@hotmail.com> writes:
>>>> > Making the rounds of the foreign press is the poem of a salaryman
>>>> > translated thus:
>>>>
>>>> > "The only warmth in my life is the toilet seat"
>>>>
>>>> > Does anyone know what the original haiku was?
>>>>
>>>> $B$3$N%*%l$K!!$"$?$?$+$$$N$O(B $BJX:B$@$1(B
>>>>
>>>> see (in 
>>>> Japanese):http://event.dai-ichi-life.co.jp/company/senryu/20th/best_10.html
>>>
>>>$B$"$j$,$H$&!*(B
>>>
>>>I think I'm finally starting to understand the distinction between
>>>senryu and haiku.
>>
>> These haikus certainly paint a vivid picture of near-complete isolation 
>> and
>> despair, doesn't it? I thought one would expect more haikus containing 
>> boss
>> dismemberment at by wolves and stuff like that, but you sort of imagine 
>> these
>> guys penning their 5-7-5s and then jumping off a bridge.
>>
>
>Don't go jumping off that bridge just yet...tomorrow brings new promise.
>see below amature syllablized haiku (should brighten your day).
>Could not figure out how to work the season in...
>
>--
>
>I sit here broke heart
>
>Try to shit - only farted
>
>Tomorrow try too

Work the season in? Well how about:


Outdoor crisis solved!
Thankful for the autumn leaves
I can wipe my butt



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"I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the 
background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with 
dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party